A little help for Hawkins

· 1969

by W. C. Tuttle Author of “Promoting Polecat Perkins,” “Hashknife—Philanthropist,” etc. “Lemme alone! Dog-gone yuh, lemme alone. Chuck, get out of that trunk! Leggo that necktie. Naw, yuh can’t wear that green vest. That lawn-gee-ree cost me six dollars in Miles. Aw, Chuck, you can’t wear per-fume with a face like yours. Drop that bottle. Didja ever try buyin’——”…

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