In this here vale of tears where a person ain’t got but one way out and has to die to find that exit, I’ve met a lot of fools. Yea verily, they have come from the ends of the earth to do injury to my nervous system, but while I may never look the same, I have managed to keep my carcass out of the loco-lodge in spite of their having done unto me things which I could never have done unto them. Some of them have been of the common or hillside variety, which you may bust with a six-gun and not figure that you’ve ruined any of God’s beautiful works; while others has been of educated stock, peculiar to look upon and listen to. But to all ye fools, whether ye be shepherd or scientist, I say unto t…
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