Cows is cows

· 1969

“Well,” says Magpie Simpkins, sheriff of Yellow Rock County, picking his six-shooter off the table and shoving it into his holster, “if that’s the case the mortality uh this here county is going to be uh danged long ways below par. Swords ain’t stylish uh tall, and ain’t been for some little time. They’re too danged local for good fighting. I prefers old man Colt’s products.” “Just uh figure uh speech, brother,” explains the hairy one. “It means that as uh man lives so shall he die. Sabe?”…

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