Why me? Why, out of 300 billion people on earth, why did they have to pick on _me_? And if it had to happen, why couldn't it have happened before I met Betty and fell in love with her? You see, Betty and I were to be married tomorrow. We _were_ to have been married. Tomorrow.…
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