[Illustration: Forgive the litter in the room. ** Our traveller and a journalist in a room littered with miscellaneous African artifacts.] The _Daily Menace_, I presume? Forgive the litter in the room. I can’t explain to you How out of place a man like me Would be without the things you see,-- The Shields and Assegais and odds And ends of little savage gods. Be seated; take a pew. (Excuse the phrase. I’m rather rough, And--pardon me!--but have you got A pencil? I’ve another here: The one that you have brought, I fear, Will not be long enough.)…
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