“Do not count your chickens before they are hatched” is a classic saying that might well have been remembered by Ukridge. Ukridge is always on the verge of making a fortune and counting his thousands before they are made. But Dame Fortune is a fickle jade. She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist. But hope and George Tupper keep Ukridge going. He is ever ready for the next assault. A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS 2s. 6d. net. THE COMING OF BILL 3s. 6d. net. THE GIRL ON THE BOAT 2s. 6d. net. THE CLICKING OF CUTHBERT 3s. 6…
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