Josiah's Alarm, and Abel Perry's Funeral

· 1926

WHEN we had the furnace put into our new house, the man who built the house, and the agent who sold it, acted awful skairt. The agent talked dretful skairful. He said we would be too hot. He said, “In every other respect it wuz a perfect furnace, only it would be liable to heat us up too much.”…

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